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Category ~ clowns

December 13, 2006 at 10:43 pm

Anthrax in the mail

As she fled through the abandoned dark streets, her eyes wide with panic, she had a moment of eerie lucidity.
“If I were in a movie I’d break a heel off my shoe or sprain my ankle.”
The clarity only lasted a second.  The heavy velvet curtain of adrenaline fell over her again and replaced her thoughts with [...]

May 10, 2007 at 09:00 am

I Support The Arts, I Think…

At around 5:30pm last night, my doorbell rang.
At the door were two boys, one was about twelve and the other looked to be about ten.  I figured they were selling overpriced chocolate almonds for their school or something.
Already I was prepared with my standard explanation about how I can’t buy a $4 box of almonds: [...]

July 22, 2007 at 06:48 pm

Taste my cardboard, scoundrel!

I was reading through one of the Seattle weekly alternative papers, The Stranger, today and came across the “The Stranger Suggests” column where they recommend different things to do on upcoming days.  For today (Sunday, July 22) they recommended the “Cardboard Tube Fighting League” with the sub-title “Ridiculous Sport”.
I checked out the CTFL website and it piqued [...]

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