I’m in purgatory.
I’ve secured a job in Seattle and now I’m trying to move there. It turns out that the best way for me to get there with my three dogs is to drive it (my new company is paying me very well to do this). There was a huge scramble to procure a mover [...]
My immigration paperwork arrived yesterday and I promptly loaded my belongings into my car. The last thing to put into the car was the dogs. I rolled up the windows (I have learned that cars contain dogs much more efficiently with the windows shut). One of the power windows refused to close. I knew what [...]
I was bored this afternoon and decided I’d go to a local firing range to shoot an Uzi. (Seriously.)
When I arrived, I was told by the man at the counter that I could only use the range if a) I wasn’t alone, or b) I brought a gun with me.
I was puzzled and I asked [...]
Just had some delicious pho for lunch. It would have been a perfect meal except that some mother and her kid were sitting at a table next to us. The kid was playing with a Game Boy set a full volume. Everyone in the restaurant could hear it.
I didn’t want to be a jerk in [...]
I could hear the fire truck sirens in the distance slowly getting louder and I wished that they’d hurry up. I was helping to balance the incoherent old man next to his car in the middle of the road and was he…? Yes, he was beginning to take off his pants. This was beginning to [...]
