Halloween was yesterday. I bought a few bags of candy to give away. I made a point of giving out the good stuff –mini chocolate bars not that shitty crap candy that I always hated getting as a kid.
I was looking forward to having kids banging on my door and egging my car this year. [...]
I was wandering around a Kmart buying various items I need for my new house when I found myself in the seasonal section where they had Halloween costumes on display.
The costumes were small enough that they’d fit on my dog, Claire. I amused myself imagining Claire tromping around in a kid’s silly Halloween costume until [...]
